By Maggie Biunno
On the unispan:
Girl: I’m not a semen-tasting counnoseur.
At Bits ‘n’ Bytes:
Guy to friend: She’s so bad. I don’t understand how a girl can be that bad. I always wondered how people could be celibate-now I understand. She actually makes me want to be celibate.
On campus:
Girl: I just have so much work to do. I really need to go out tonight.
