By Maggie Biunno
In Dutch Treats:Guy: If you took the devil and slit his wrists, what would come out would be mostly Jaeger…
In the Pan Asia section of Student Center Cafe:Girl: Can I just have a bowl of whole wheat rice?
In class:Girl #1: You got that again to eat?Girl #2: I like how it tastes.Girl #3: I hate the smell of organic. It made my whole room smell. The carpet smelled like organic.While planting bulbs:One groundskeeper to another: You know they make cocaine with this.Girl stops, turns: Wait, what are you planting?
Outside of Student Center:Guy: And when I went outside, it smelled like ****, I guess that’s why they called it Aspen.
