By Maggie Biunno
These treats are not a trick! You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried!
In C.V. Starr:
Guy on cell phone: I hear his new girlfriend gives really good head. I mean, I wouldn’t know, but it’s out there.
On the unispan:
Girl #1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Girl #2: I don’t know, but can we please get ass? Honestly, I would hook up with anyone.
In the bathroom:
Girl: I’ve never had my stomach pumped, so that is a goal of mine.
In line at Omelette Pan:
Girl #1: So, hey, I got my period today.
Girl #2: Yaaahh!!
