By Maggie Biunno
Compiled by Maggie Biunno
Before a music faculty concert:
Professor: Why is the piano giving birth?
In class:
Professor: What are some good things about marriage?
Student: You get to have sex.
Professor: Would you call my wife?
On the unispan:
Girl: (disappointed) The underground railroad wasn’t even a railroad.
On a cell phone:
Guy: I don’t care if I see him in the Student Center. He could walk right by and I won’t care! I don’t need his “Ninja Turtle” ass!
