By Maggie Biunno
Compiled by Maggie Biunno
Before a music faculty concert:Professor: Why is the piano giving birth?In class:Professor: What are some good things about marriage?Student: You get to have sex.Professor: Would you call my wife?
On the unispan:Girl: (disappointed) The underground railroad wasn’t even a railroad.
On a cell phone:Guy: I don’t care if I see him in the Student Center. He could walk right by and I won’t care! I don’t need his “Ninja Turtle” ass!
