By Maggie Biunno
Here is a dip in to the latest insanity around campus.
In C.V. Starr:
Girl #1: You got a pedicure again?
Girl #2: Yeah, I just love what she does to my toes. And when ever I see her she’s like (in an offensive faux-Asian accent), “You so tall, you tall like Paris Hilton!”
On campus:
Guy: I just bought an iPod.
Girl: How’s the man feel?
Guy: The man feels great.
Outside of Hofstra Hall:
Girl: I think Kate [Hofstra] lives here…she has a lot of cats (pause) I think she’s dead.
In global studies class:
Professor: Those are the republican states. They are all on meth.
