By Compiled by Jillian Sorgini
Upon entering a residence hall:Girl: Is the third floor upstairs?
In the Netherlands Café:Girl: Hey, do you know the name of the guy I hooked up with last night?Guy: You hooked up with someone last night?Girl: Yeah, but I forgot to ask who he was this morning.
Outside the student center:Guy: Dude! I can fit three of these in my pants!
In the student center:Guy: My dad had this brilliant idea to franchise Rita’s all over Israel. Think about it, it gets really hot there!
In a sociology class discussing the chicken vs. egg debate:Guy: When a turkey and duck make out, they lay eggs and have a chicken. Therefore, the egg came first.
In Bits ‘n’ Bytes:Guy: No way! I was just about to ask you what your favorite spice is!
On the unispan:Guy: And she was like, “Hey! How do you have reception down here?” and I was like, “It’s Wi-Fi bitch!