By Jillian Sorgini

On a bus to Washington, D.C.:Girl: Does anyone know the Pharaoh who wanted to kill the little children?

On a bus to Washington, D.C.:Guy: We have scumbag gamblers whose families became respectable, but had a derelict side to them and moved to Atlantic City.

In a residence hall:Girl: Hurry up, you dirty whore. We gotta get drunk!

On a bus to Washington, D.C.:Girl #1: How many carbs are in it [a Twizzler]?Girl #2: I think 21.Girl #1: So basically six Twizzlers would be equivalent to one carb meal?Girl #2: What?

In Breslin Hall:Guy: Come on dude. Come over tonight. We’re going to get really high and then…cook!

In Bits ‘N’ Bytes:Girl: Economics is such a broad topic. You’re talking about the economy and health care and mother f***ing racism.

In Bits ‘N’ Bytes:Girl: Don’t be a p***y-eat the f***ing cake!

In class:After reading about the belief that sex with virgins cures AIDS.Guy #1: Dude, that’s crazy.Guy #2: No, I saw that shit on Oprah. People get, like, raped.

At the student center:Girl: Oh my God! You got herpes?!?

At Bits ‘N’ Bytes:Girl: She’s not even cute. Oh, my God, let’s Facebook stalk her.

Around campus:Girl: I don’t even like him, but I’ve been hooking up with him for two weeks.

Around campus:Guy: I don’t want to grow up. There’s a reason I’m 25 and still in college.

In Breslin:Guy: Dude, the girl made me go to a f***ing transvestite bar for her birthday!