By Compiled by Jillian Sorgini

In stairway of residence hall: Boy #1: What about Abbey?Boy #2: Nah, Abbey’s got ass-face, dude.Boy #1: Ah, you kissed ass-face!

In a residence hall:Guy #1: Dude, did you block me?Guy #2: No. Why would I block you?Guy #1: You aren’t showing up on my buddy list.”Guy #2: Oh, I did block you. My bad.

Walking over to Dutch Treats: Guy: I told him they’re too expensive.Girl: Why don’t you tell him to get a single?Guy: Singles are way too expensive. I asked and he said like $8 a pill.Girl: Wow!Guy: Yeah. Plus you can’t get these pills on campus.Girl: It’s beautiful out.Guy: You mean outside?Girl: Yeah.Guy: Yeah it’s snowing not too hard to be annoying but soft enough to be beautiful.

In Hammer Lab:Guy prints and goes behind paper trays.Girl: Excuse me, do you work here?Guy: No.Girl: Well you can’t be back here.Guy: Well I need my print out.Girl: Well that’s what we’re here for.Guy: What if no one’s here.Girl: Someone is always here.