By Compiled by Emily Rivard

In Lowe:

Guy: How do you know the singles lottery is today?

Girl: Because I can read?

Guy: Well…glad I talked to you today, cause otherwise I would have been screwed. Once again, a lesbian saves my life.

Around Campus:

Girl: Guys are very simple… if they do something wrong, treat them like a puppy and give them a form of punishment.

In the NewsHub:

Girl: If Barack Obama wants to get re-elected, he should stop interrupting American Idol.

In the Student Center:

Girl: There’s this guy on campus who sells pot and looks just like you!

Outside the Anderson Cooper taping at Hofstra Hall:

Guy 1: What’s better: this or the debate?

Guy 2: This, because Anderson Cooper is hot.

Outside Bits ‘n Bytes:

Girl 1: Meet me in the game room later!

Girl 2 (in another conversation): People actually go to the game room?

In the Student Center:

Guy 1: Do you know anyone who calls them “jimmies”?

Guy 2: Yeah. Why?

Guy 1: I’d punch them in the face.

Around Campus:

Guy: Everyone knows Enterprise is the projects of campus.