By Compiled by Erin Furman

In Bits ‘n Bytes:Girl: I’m a total Facebook stalker. Like… I know things about people who don’t even know my name.

Around Campus:Guy: I hate Oprah probably more than I hate Saddam Hussein

Around Campus:Guy 1: I would not want to touch that with a 50-foot pole.Guy 2: Oh, but you know he would really want you to.

Around Campus:Girl: Your genitalia should only be used for reproductive purposes.

Around Campus:Guy 1: Yeah, well, your girlfriend likes it in the ear.Guy 2: That’s because it’s the only place where you’ll fit!

Around Campus:Guy: But wait, that would just be an infinite line of gayness.

Around Campus:Girl: Apparently all red-headed women are sluts.

Around Campus:Guy: He f***ed his first ginger at Hofstra.

In the Student Center:Guy: They took my microwave away.Girl: Well, are you going to get it back at the end of the year?

In Suffolk:Guy: I got s*** to do tomorrow, so I’m gonna drink liquor instead.