By Compiled by Erin Furman

Around Campus:Guy: Only a logical person will realize that Heath Ledger will return and die for our sins once again.

In Bill of Rights:Girl: Hofstra rapes me of my money, so I’m going to rape them of their salt shakers.

In Class:Professor: Where is Cassiopeia? I never could find her.

Around Campus:Guy: Well, it’s like a miniature version of a baby, which is like a miniature version of a person.

In C.V. Starr:Girl: If I had been conscious that night, I totally would have left you.

Around Campus:Guy: Will you just look at my butt and tell if I a rash down there?

Around Campus:Girl: So I’ve decided that shes just really intimidated by me and my looks which is why she doesn’t talk to me anymore.

In Chronicle Office:Guy: What people don’t realize is that you have to train your monkey butler to smoke.

Around Campus:Guy: Is Blackula on TV? ‘I vont to suck your vallet.”

Around Campus:Guy: But I don’t think I have a** cancer.