By Compiled by Emily Rivard
In Unispan:
Girl: We were out of the room for less than a minute. Like 75 seconds.
In Vander Poel:
Guy: Hurry up!
Girl: Wait, I don’t think I’m wearing underwear.
Around campus:
Guy 1: Valentine’s Day is my worst day ever.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because I have three girlfriends, and I hope none of them catch on.
Around campus:
Guy: Hey, I called you.
Girl: I know, how did you get my number? You act like we’re friends or something.
In Memorial:
Girl: I’d donate my organs if like I knew I was getting them back.
Around campus:
Guy: I don’t think he spends his time picking ball hair off his balls.
Around campus:
Girls: I don’t want to re-post on Jackie’s pants. I want to comment on Jackie’s pants.
Around Campus:
Guy: Do you want me to hit the gay button?!
Around Campus:
Guy: I like the heroin addicts. They have some cool stories.
Around Campus:
Guy: Who’s from New Jersey? Nazis.
Around Campus:
Girl: But the minute you get into your house, your pants are off!