By Compiled by Priscilla Rodriguez

In Class:

Professor: But what about the dinosaurs?

Student: They must have missed the boat!

Around Campus:

Boy: Can you imagine if you went into the bathroom and heard, “Oh yeah, there’s that Maui Taco!”

In the Playhouse:

Girl: I wish my roommate would move out. She’s got STDs.

Around Campus:

Boy: That’s why it’s called “Doubt” and not “the priest that raped a child.”

Around Campus:

Girl: You’re both wrong. There are three holes in the vagina.

Around Campus:

Boy: He’s a mechanical engineering major in a civil engineering class. So who cares if he’s late?

In Class:

Professor: My daughter had a student named “Indiyah Paine.”

Student: Maybe her mother was “Indiyah Paine.”

Professor: Yes, well, I can understand that. I was in dire pain, too, but I still named my kid “Jessica.”

Around Campus:

Boy: Obama is not as good as Hitler.

Around Campus:

Boy: Do you want me to hit the gay button?!

What have you overheard?

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