Green Bay -3.5 at WashingtonSomewhere Mark Brunnel’s accountant is snickering and making fun of Dan Snyder for just giving away money on a player that can’t get the job done anymore. At the other end of that spectrum is the eternal Brett Favre. Pick: Green Bay
Baltimore +8.5 at PhiladelphiaKyle Boller is making Trent Dilfer look like Dan Marino. It’s still hard to believe that he is actually starting for an NFL team. I am not sure I would let me start for my Pop Warner team. Pick: Iggles
Arizona +3.5 at BuffaloEvery week in this space I make fun of Drew Bledsoe like it’s my job. And still, he refuses to play better. I guess my harsh words just don’t bother him. Well how about this: I am picking Arizona over the Bills. Ouch. Pick: Cards
N.Y. Giants +7.5 at MinnesotaThe football gods are looking at this Randy Moss situation right now, and they are not happy. If you are hurt, you sit. I see bad things coming to the Vikings in the near future. However, for now they are ok. Pick: Minny
Cincinnati [Off] at TennesseeSteve McNair is tough. That doesn’t change the fact that he is injury prone. I think he has been questionable to play since he was 6. He needs to sit and get healthy, while the Titans continue to lose. Pick: Cinncy
Indianapolis -1.5 at Kansas CityThe greatest thing about the Reggie Wayne / Peyton Manning fight was that Reggie tried telling reporters it never happened. Hey Reggie, the good thing about playing in the NFL is everything is on camera. Pick: Colts
Detroit +3.5 at DallasBill Parcells is a great coach. But he can’t see why Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes so great and he also can’t see that Vinny T just isn’t going to win him many games. Pick: Detroit
Jacksonville +1.5 at HoustonTalk about not getting any respect. Jacksonville beats Indy in the RCA Dome, and they aren’t even favored over Houston. Ah, what the hell – I see Houston crushing them. Pick: Texans
Atlanta +7.5 at DenverBoth these teams lost badly last week, so they should look to rebound this week. Vick has looked so terrible the last few outings that it’s just getting harder and harder topick him. Pick: Atlanta
Carolina +8.5 at SeattleThe Panthers might have beaten the Eagles in the NFC championship game last year, but look at them now. They are about as scary as a team of senior citizens. Pick: Seattle
New England -3.5 at PittsburghJerome Bettis went on television and said he wanted the Jets to lose so his team could end New England’s streak. To me that is like going to the worst part of the city and standing on a corner counting hundred dollar bills. Not a good idea. Pick: New England
Oakland +6.5 at San DiegoDoes anyone around here care about this game? Forcing me to write about this game is just inhumane. Pick: Anyone who watches this game. And the Chargers
San Francisco +2.5 at ChicagoI bet ESPN is super psyched to have this as their primetime game of the week. The only people happier than the good folks at ESPN are probably the people of Chicago. How many times this season can they say their team is favored? Pick: San Fran
Miami +7.5 at N.Y. JetsThis should be a close game. The NY Jets thrive on beating up weak teams, and Miami thrives on being a weak a team. Pick: Jets