By The Chronicle Staff
In class:
Student: I think that all parents love their children.
Teacher: All parents?
Student: Well, most of them. They just show it in different ways.
Teacher: Oh, like with a gun and noose?
In Bits N’ Bytes:
Girl: I promise, even if i have to undress them myself, they are having sex after formal.
In the laundry room:
Guy: Do you need any blank CDs?
Girl: Is that a pick up line?
Outside of Enterprise
Girl: Wish me lots of sex!
In the Student Center:
Guy: Once you go to California, you come back gay.
In Dutch Treats:
Guy: Sometimes I watch porn…just to cry.
In Hammer Lab:
Guy: I am writing a paper for class
Girl: I’m already drunk.
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