By The Chronicle Staff
In the Student Center
Girl: I’m just trying to get my dick wet.
At a Party
Guy: I drank 4Loko and for all I know I killed five people and f—ked like 20 girls.
In the Nethcore
Guy: We have to stay for this band. They have three keytars. F—king keytars dude!
Inside Au Bon Pain
Girl 1: Hofstra is so boring.
Girl 2: Tell me about it. The last crazy thing to happen was that girl who cried rape.
Inside Bits and Bytes
Girl: Okay, okay! Just keep having sex until I get there.
In the Student Center
Girl 1: Was there poop in it?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Then it wasn’t mine.
In the Student Center
Girl: I really want to get in the Overheards this week so I’m just gonna start yelling random nonsense in the Student Center.