By Martini Amour
The issue has finally arrived and for those who have been waiting in eager anticipation, relax and enjoy it. Contrary to popular belief, this list is not compiled of simply the University’s hottest men in my opinion, but overall men who have characters and personalities which shatter the stereotypical “college male” mold. In my second year of writing Sex and the Suburbs, I’ve gotten countless questions and comments regarding students. Those who are looking for genuinely amazing people to share bonds with on this campus, this list serves as proof that the University has amazing men to offer and soon to come will be the ladies of the University as well. Read carefully, for I’ve allowed them to truly express themselves and to let you all know what they are about.
Bachelor # 1 aka The Wrestler You Want To Get Tangled up With
Ron, 20, Junior, North Brunswick, N.J., Taurus. Major: Dual major in marketing and management. Where he sees himself in 10 years: “Ten years from now I’ll be purchasing my third or fourth piece of real estate for either resale or renting. I’ll most likely be married or if not very close. The years leading up to this point will be spent working long hours to create capital for investing in real estate and possibly the market.” Three words he uses to describe himself: Charismatic, confident and charming. Perfect Lady: “Definitely someone who is confident in themselves, that’s a huge turn-on. She’d definitely have to be fun to be around and enjoy conversations because I like to talk and listen a lot. From personal experience the best women are the ones who you can take out to any event, whether it be out with work friends, to a fancy dinner and show in the city, or just to hang out with you and your friends for the night. Definitely someone who is outgoing and isn’t afraid of new people or experiences.” Thing you miss most about being in a relationship: Substance. Characteristic that defines you from other guys: “My constant commitment to self-improvement.” Sexiest thing in the world: “Well-placed eye contact with a smile.”
Martini’s Inside Track: I have known Ron since freshman year and he consistently has been not only a wonderful friend, but always good to any woman I have known him to date. He has been the manager of Vector Marketing and at his age has done an amazing job of collecting revenue, and running his own business. On top of that, he is also an awarded fighter in the art of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, already having won many competitions and awards. If you want that perfect blend of a down to earth, fun and good hearted guy, Ron is the one for you. His ambition is something to be commended and appreciated by everyone. And he was right, he is definitely charming in the most genuine way possible. He has a smile that will make you melt and it’s absolutely adorable without question. Interested in contacting Ron? Ladies, don’t be shy! E-mail him at [email protected].
Bachelor # 2 aka The Sports Guy You Want To Steal The Remote from In 30 Years
Jared, 21, Senior, Audio/Radio, Original Jersey boy recently relocated to Westchester, Libra. Where he sees himself in 10 years: “I hope to see myself reaching near the top of my field being a sports broadcaster. My whole life has been about goals, short-term and long-term, being realistic yet setting myself high. If the opportunity presents itself, I’ll absolutely be married. I don’t plan on leaving the New York metro area; however, my job may force me to travel around the country, available to take my lady to all sorts of exciting places.” Three words he uses to describe himself: Motivated, successful and trustworthy. Perfect Lady: “You know that person when you walk into a crowded room, a room where there are so many people that you can’t move, but you see that one person who lights up that room? She’s outgoing, loves to laugh, loves to compete for the spotlight with me, and have a good time. Someone who respects my life outside of her, but at the same time, embraces it. The only physical feature I can tell you, cause I’ve never liked the same type of girl twice, is eyes. You can tell a lot about a person through their eyes.” Thing you miss most about being in a relationship: “The ability to have someone to talk to and to trust. The biggest thing that I miss is that phone call at night. The thing about that phone call is that there’s nothing better in the world than having the best day of your life and having that person care and want to know about it.” Characteristic that defines you from other guys? “The ability to know what I want in my life. I’m so passionate about what I want in terms of career that I think that reflects in the other aspects of my life. That reflects my maturity and I think most people would say I’m mature for my age.” Sexiest thing in the world: An amazingly hot girl in a baseball hat, wearing sweatpants and a jersey.
Martini’s Inside Track: Jared has been the Sports Director at WRHU for a number of years. Coordinating an entire department and dedicating so much time to a cause makes him not only mature, but so much different from other people. He is destined to be the next Stuart Scott, being the spotlight at ESPN, but he won’t get there without the dedication and support of an amazing girl who respects him and keeps him motivated. He is truly one of the biggest dolls that the University has to offer and he has incredible long-term capabilities. Not to mention when the University sports teams make him spend a lot of time in Virginia, he takes on the most adorable southern accent and has the most contagious laugh in the world. Contact Jared at [email protected].
Bachelor # 3 aka The Rugby Player You Want To Rough Up
David, 20, Junior, Finance (Plans to attend NYU Law School after graduation), Long Island, Aquarius. Where he sees himself in 10 years: “I want to be a big shot lawyer living in a nice house upstate with my wife and 2.6 children.” Thing you miss most about being in a relationship: “Comfort, having someone know everything about you including what you are thinking. I miss someone to call at 3 a.m. just to talk and having fun times like roaming around the city or rolling around in the sand at a beach, just fun couple stuff and also I miss buying stuff for my significant other.” Perfect Lady: “She would have a cute face, be intelligent, love to cuddle and tickle my arm. She’d have to be close with her family, like football and baseball, love to have wild mind-blowing sex and wouldn’t mind missing an entire day’s worth of classes just to have wild, wild sex. Three words he uses to describe himself: Caring, selfless and sexy. Characteristic that defines you from other guys: “What separates me from other guys is that I have an amazing blend of traits. I am sensitive, caring and love to cuddle, but I sometimes also have an aggressive side (i.e. rugby, working out) It makes me happy to make other people happy.” Sexiest thing in the world: “An ice cold beer or a kitten.”
Martini’s Inside Track: I was more recently introduced to David and have since pondered in my mind what took so long for me to meet such an amazing person. At first glance, you think that he would be a player, for his looks and incredible charm make him seem so. When I got the opportunity to get to know him better, I found that he is one of the sweetest guys I have ever met at the University or otherwise. He has the capability to be an amazing boyfriend or friend because he cares about other people. Any girl would be out of her mind to pass him up, and I respect him more than I could put into words on this page. Although it doesn’t even matter in his case, because he is just that wonderful, he is also incredibly good looking ladies, rugby does a body good. Contact Dave at [email protected].
Bachelor #4 aka The Guy With Hair Nicer Than Yours
Lee, 20, Junior, Film and Communication, Longmeadow, Mass., Capricorn. Where he sees himself in 10 years: “In 10 years, I see working steady in film or TV and providing for my loving family.” Thing you miss most about being in a relationship: “I miss those moments of tears, where her tissue becomes the shoulder of my favorite sweater and everything seems suddenly easier.” Perfect Lady: “Perfect huh? A fun, outgoing girl that can be spontaneous and she loves having a good time. She has a great smile and an even better laugh. She is educated, opinionated and poetic, confident and comfortable. She speaks her mind but respects other’s opinions. She is cool with my friends and I’m cool with hers. We can pass the time together as well as make new memories, all the while we are laughing, communicating and trusting with one another.” Characteristic that defines you from other guys: “What separates me from other guys is my confidence and wit. I’m up for doing most anything and I’ll have a humorous line or question for you. My wit comes with me being an excellent listener.” Sexiest thing in the world: “No doubt the sexiest thing in the world is when you look into your lovers eyes and she talks about her favorite “Fraggle Rock” episode and maybe even hums the theme song.” Three words to describe you: Witty, passionate and creative.
Martini’s Inside Track: I have always said in my life that charisma is a gift that cannot be given or learned, but that one is born with it. I first met Lee in a meeting where you couldn’t help but be drawn to him. I can say that Lee is the most charismatic person on this campus in my opinion. There is never a dull moment with him, and he would make any girl not only the most entertained girl in the world, but the most cared for. His personality would make any girl melt, and while he does have distinguishably longer hair than most men, his personality wouldn’t be complete without it. Lee: The universal attraction for all women. Contact Lee at [email protected].
Don’t worry ladies, there’s more to come next time where you’ll hear about the last batch of bachelors the University has to offer. Don’t hesitate to contact these four lovely gentlemen and the ones to follow as well, I wouldn’t have put them in there for nothing, remember that. As always, be safe and have fun.