By The Chronicle Stadd
Inside Au Bon Pain
Guy: Blonde is good, but boobs are better.
On Calkins Quad
Girl: I live on Starbucks and Adderall.
On the Unispan
Girl:I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on… whats your name again?
On the Unispan
Girl: He literally makes my vagina hurt when I think about it.
Outside Café on the Quad
Girl: Those romper things are in style and I love them, but you just see too much butt.
Guy: I like butt.
Near Roosevelt Hall
Girl: We’re gonna have a slumber party in our room and build a fort!
Outside The Student Center Theatre
Girl: By the end of tonight I will be drinking out of that balloon.
In Class
Professor: “The book I’ve assigned for homework is the most boring book you’ll ever read in your life.”