By Chronicle Staff
Outside of the Netherlands:
Girl: A gay guy kissed me that night; I love this school!
Outside the Student Center:
Guy: I’m not hungover, I just don’t want to look at the sun.
In Line at Bits and Bytes:
Girl: So, I like fooling around with autistic guys… So what?
In Class:
Professor: I’ll hit you so hard your parents will die.
South Campus, First Day of Classes:
Girl: I think I’m still drunk. I can’t even focus.
Public Safety Office:
PSafe Officer: We’re gonna get this a–hole.