By Lisa DiCarlucci, Entertainment Editor
In student center:
Girl: In Greek life, girls don’t drink beer, they take shots. And I’m pretty good at Greek life.
In Heger:
Two male professors: “Hope it stays down! Lunch I mean! *Robust laugh*”
In Spanish class:
“What if you’re born in Puerto Rico and you can’t roll your r’s?”
On the Unispan:
“I told my mom that I have to get married where Kevin Jonas got married and she was like, ‘maybe we should pay for law school first.’
In the Chronicle office:
“I can neither confirm nor deny whether we have a piece of WRHU memorabilia.”
Around Campus:
Guy: I’d like to be the dutch treat.
Girl: You have to be the Flying Dutchman cause you’re a boy.
Guy: Fine then I’d like to wear a flying dutchman costume.
