By The Chronicle Staff
In class:
Group: Do you think we can name all of the states? New York, Rhode Island, Long Island…
On a campus tour:
Grandma: …And that’s why you are such a mama’s boy!
Kid: Mommmmmm!
In C.V. Starr Hall:
Girl: I even forget my own name sometimes!
In the Student Center:
Guy: I don’t wanna tell my teacher I’m cutting myself because I’ll get a bad grade.
Outside Adams Playhouse:
Girl: Wait! I’m really confused! What’s Capitalism?!
In Cafe on the Quad:
Girl 1: This is what I’m texting him. (Shows Girl 2 her phone)
Girl 2: Take away the exclamation point.
Girl 1: Really?