By Complied by the Chronicle staff
In Class
Girl: Ew, do not get the “carrot cake” Cliff Bar, there are actually little bits of carrot in it. But it really does taste just like carrot cake.
In Dempster
Girl: Stereo balancing is easy. You just have to find the center of gravity.
Off-Campus
Girl: Oh yeah, I saw your twit.
On Campus:
Girl 1: Is it possilbe to burn tea?
Girl 2: You want to be a housewife? Fail.
In Class
Professor: What’s the cut-off date for founding fathers?
In the Student Center:
Guy: We’re getting hammered. We made a pact.
In the Student Center:
Girl: But why would they put chips in the refrigerator?
On the Unispan:
Guy: For all the meat that you aren’t eating during Lent, I’ll eat double. Make you feel better?
Girl: Shut up and give me beef jerky.
In the Student Center:
Guy 1: We shared a bed. We shared a blanket.
Guy 2: Yeah, we share everything except condoms.
In the Parking Lot:
Guy 1: We’re going to pass man a–es.
Guy 2: That would be Manassas, Virginia.
Outside of McEwen:
Guy 1: And then he gave me this look, like I was the first white person he’s ever seen before.
In Bits & Bytes:
Girl 1: I’m sick of getting salads.
Girl 2: Yeah, but they’re healthy.
Girl 1: But I’m sicker of being fat.
In Bits & Bytes:
Girl: Why would you move to Canada? What’s in Canada?
In Breslin:
Guy:What’s a brook?
In Breslin:
Guy: I’m still drunk, I had a presentation in my last class.
In Breslin:
Proffessor: I become an Eskimo. I’m not a Brooklyn boy anymore.
In Class:
Guy: Who’s the mayor of New York City?
Professor: Mayor Bloomberg.
Guy: Wait, then who’s that blind guy?
Professor: Governor Patterson, the former governor of New York.
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