In this week’s issue of “Sex in the Suburbs,” Martini Amour listed the celebrities she would like to ‘have.’ One of the “celebrities” listed is John F. Kennedy, Jr. “Sex in the Suburbs” is an attempt at a funny column, which time and time again fails, and to minimize the life of this man down to a ‘Celebrities to-do’ because of his hair is disgusting. While I understand part of The Chronicle is to entertain, theres nothing entertaining about listing a person who has died as a desired celebrity. If this columns job is to be a public diary for Martini Amour, congratulations, mission accomplished. However, if the column’s purpose is to put a funny and interesting spin on sexual issues, you have failed. Miserably. The front of The Chronicle says ‘Keeping the University informed since 1935’. Well, now I’m informed of Martini Amour’s pathetic, unrealistic love interests and next week I get to find out which guys on campus she hopes to get drunk and hook up at a party with, in her column ‘The Bachelors of the University’. Thanks once again for keeping me informed Chronicle.
Joseph WrightDissapointed Student