I’m Not Fat, I’m Just Pregnant

Carnie Wilson, member of Wilson Phillips and daughter of Beach Boy Brian Wilson is now expecting. She announced her pregnancy on air during an “Entertainment Tonight” interview. In 1999 Carnie Wilson underwent gastric bypass surgery after suffering with morbid obesity for several years. Post-surgery she lost 150 pounds and fits a comfortable size 8. One would wonder now that’s she pregnant if she would gain all the weight she lost back. Do they allow double gastric bypass surgeries?

She and husband of four years Rob Bonfiglo are looking forward to the new addition. “I can’t believe it,” she said on Entertainment Tonight. “Its such a miracle, such a beautiful miracle.” They are expecting a girl and have already named her Lola Brianna. “It won’t be a problem eating for two,” she said.
The due date for baby Lola is yet to be announced.

-Samantha Nwaoshai

Attack of The
Divas

Who’d take whom in a battle between Elton John and Madonna? Now that the divas are fighting we get to find out.

Elton John while receiving an award for songwritng from Q Music Magazine. He went into a rage when he learned that the material girl (or Kabalah Mamma) was nominated for Best Live Act. “Madonna best fucking live act,” Elton stated. “Fuck off. Anyone who lip-syncs in public onstage when you pay $134 should be shot.”

Madonna’s rep gave out this statement; “Madonna does not lip-sync nor does she spend her time trashing other artists.” Her rep also stated that Elton has made other not-very-kind statements about Madonna over the years but “he professes to ‘adore her.’ I don’t know what his problem is. I guess his tiara is on too tight.”

Reflecting on his remark, Elton said “I’m off her fucking Christmas card list now, but do I give a toss? No.” n

-Samantha Nwaoshai