By Maggie Biunno

It’s not really evesdropping if the person on the unispan next you is talking so loud that everyone in the library and the Student Center can hear, right?We have all been walking around campus and heard one of those truly hilarious statements that are almost too stupid to be true.So beware-and watch what you say. You never know, your next dumb comment might end up here!

In the elevator:Girl: Why are there lions all over the campus?Guy: Well, we’re the Pride.Girl: Yeah, what is that?Guy: Well, a pride is a group of lions.Girl: No, a group of lions is a herd.

In the bookstore:Girl on cellphone: So I just sold my psych book for a handle of vodka…

On the unispan:Girl: People say that things are Irish or German, but you can’t say that something is black, because black isn’t a country.

In class:Girl: I don’t think Osama is going to win the election because of his name. [Actually talking about presidential candidate, Barack Obama.]

Around on campus:Girl#1: Can we go tanning after this?Girl #2: Oh let’s!Girl #3: Wait, you mean there’s a tanning salon on-campus? I love Hofstra!

And if you thought those weren’t bad enough, think again:

In political science class:Professor: Locke came up with the system of government that stresses life, liberty and the the pursuit of happiness. Anyone know where that last example got repeated?Girl: Oh, the Will Smith movie!

Come back next week for more!