By Ryan Sexton, Assistant Entertainment Editor
In the Student Center:
Old man: “Everybody should wash their hands. Syphillis is going around.”
In line at Juice Event:
Guy: “I’ve been Jamaican ya crazy for years baby.”
In Class:
Student: “Does Africa have beer?”
In the Student Center:
Guy: “Dude we should open up a Chinese food and massage place.”
Both Guys: “You could have the food AND the chick!”
In the Student Center:
Guy to girl: “I said, ‘You need to chill. I know you have herpes but just chill.’ and that’s when the cops came.”
In the Chronicle Office:
Guy: “I’ve been trying to become Facebook friends with this guy’s cat.”