By Jamie Atkinson

Name: I bang the worst dudes. (Sorry, Mom)

Website: Http://sorry-mom.com

What it is: All the dudes you see at the bar and thinking, “Why would anyone do him?” combined with all the dudes that look good on the outside and are full of dirty secrets, small penises and lackluster bedroom skills.

Why you’ll love it: My favorite scene in Coyote Ugly, other than the one where it ends, is when the suburban-girl-turned-hard-bar-owner tells two drunk girls that being “coyote ugly” is the feeling you get when you wake up and the guy laying asleep on your arm is so ugly you’d rather gnaw off your arm than wake him up. And Sorry, Mom is where they go once they escape to blog about it. Filled with regrettable nights, orgasm-less bedroom excursions and over all disappointing men, you’d be surprised how much it makes you happy you don’t bring this scum home from the Diz Liz. Well, unless you do. And in that case, please, share it all with us via Sorry, Mom.

Name: This is why you’re fat

Website: http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

What it is: The tagline basically says it all: “Where dreams become heart attacks.”

Why you’ll love it: Not for the weak of stomach (figuratively and literally), this is for every lover of powdered sugar, bacon, corn dogs and all the deep friable substances known to man. Each post shows us exactly why America is one spoon full away from a heart attack. And they don’t lack on posts. They update several times a day just to show you what you feel bad about secretly wanting to eat. And be honest, who doesn’t want a McNuggetini.