Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Suffolk: Girl: I can’t believe we are going to be old one day. That’s literally the saddest thing I’ve ever thought of. In Breslin Hall: Guy:...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle Staff Student Center Girl: You going to Costco's? Oh snap! Outside of Cafe on the quad: Girl: There's like this new show I found about. It's called Glee. Student Center: Girl:...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff On the Unispan: Guy 1: I like your outfit Guy 2: thanks, I’ve been wearing it for three days straight. In Student Center: Girl: I love how guys look at...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff Outside Barnard: Girl: You guys better go out tonight and you guys better pregame the pregame. In Adams: Girl: I hope I run into her when she is with her mom...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Monroe: Girl: She probably doesn’t even have a vagina anymore. In Barnard: Guy: It’s time to get this party started! Girl: No, it’s time...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In the Student Center: Girl 1: We’re taking the portal to my house. Girl 2: Do you mean shuttle? In Breslin: Guy: Can I have a half of a half? Girl: So...

The Chronicle has received criticism for a single contribution printed in the Overheard at Hofstra section of our March 14 issue. On behalf of The Chronicle masthead, I would like to dispel any sort...