In the Student Center:Girl: Hofstra’s food makes me s***. In Bits and Bytes: Guy 1: Should I get a salad for dinner? Guy 2: Yeah, if you’re a loser. In Breslin Hall: Girl: She woke up in...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Brower: Girl 1: Do you think he’ll ask you to be his Valentine? Girl 2: What are we, five? Is he going to deliver me a handmade card and some chocolates...

Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff In Herbert: Guy: Chances are you won’t use 99% of the things you learned in here. Outside Student Center: Girl 1: What’d you do last night? Girl 2:...