By Emily Rivard, Assistant Features Editor
In Bits ‘n Bytes:
Girl: Homecoming day I was drunk the whole day. It was a great day.
In class:
Professor: What’s the largest city in the U.S?
Student: Alaska!
In Dutch Treats:
Guy on phone: Is the best out of seven World Series games four or five games?
Outside Breslin:
Guy: Naming a town Plainsville is like naming it “Vanilla” or “You Don’t Matter.”
In Bits ‘n Bytes:
Guy: Guys gets what’s happening on Wednesday?! I get eight episodes of Buffy. Its gonna be a big day for me.
In class:
Professor: Why do you want to be a teacher?
Student: Because I get summers off.
Professor: Any other reasons?
Student: I get holidays off too…Oh, and I get to teach kids and stuff.
In Emily Lowe Hall:
Student: As soon as “Gravity,” came on, I fell to my knees and started crying.
