By Compiled by: Emily Rivard
Around campus:Guy: I don’t want to quit smoking because I don’t want to get fat and mean.
In Suffolk:Girl: So let me get this straight, he can open doors but he’s still eating lightbulbs?
Around Campus:Guy: He had Typhoid Fever AND Malaria? Talk about a double whammy!
In Enterprise:Guy: What do you mean it was a tame lizard?
Student Center Bathroom:Guy: Well if you were drunk in the student center, you’d show it off, too.
Around Campus:Guy: (In reference to Sparks) I’m trying to get it all in before it goes out of business!Guy 2: And that is the definition of an alcohol problem.
In Enterprise:Guy: Don’t worry, they won’t be cutting hair in the bathroom anymore.
Around Campus:Guy: He’s a scientologist. I can’t ever forgive him for what he’s done.
Around Campus:Guy: I crapped my pants I was laughing so hard.