By The Chronicle Staff
In Bits & Bytes:
Guy: I saw these Italians last night.
Girl: Wait, Jersey Shore-Hofstra Italians, or real Italians?
Guy: Real Italians.
Girl: Oh, I’ve never seen those before.
Outside Enterprise Hall:
Guy: Jesus gets me the ladies.
In the Student Center:
Guy: I go up to all these girls at parties and I’m like “What up ho?” but they don’t say nothin’.
In Bits & Bytes:
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Do you speak Gaelic?
Girl 3: Is that Italian?
Girl 2: No, it’s like the language of the gays.
In class:
Girl: Sweet Jesus, I gotta go buy a burger right now.
In Hammer Lab:
Girl 1: What’s your paper on?
Girl 2: I don’t know.
Girl 1: Then how are you writing it?
Girl 2: I don’t know.