By The Chronicle Staff
In a photo class:
Professor: Her hair looks so over exposed, it looks like she’s been spending time in a Japanese nuclear reactor.
On the Unispan:
Girl: Can you burp underwater?
In Student Center:
Girl: I have a hole in my ass…Well in my pants, that is.
Outside Calkins Hall:
Girl: Why do my fingers smell like your penis?
In Student Center:
Girl: I should really become addicted to adderol so that I could start losing weight.
Outside Breslin Hall:
Professor: You can’t just send out one e-mail. You hae to bang them twice or they won’t remember.
In class:
Guy: Why does he sound like death?
Girl: He has cancer.
In class:
Professor: Where us Waterloo?
Girl: New York
Professor: I know there is a Waterloo in Canada, but do you think England, France and Prussia decided New York was a good place to defeat Napolean?
Girl: Seriously, there is a Waterloo, NY.