Outside Calkins Hall:
Professor 1: Why does the panel not have any women on it?
Professor 2: Well, I wasn’t in charge of putting women on the panel.
In class:
Girl: Do you know how the land on a map is colored? Is that really the color of the ground?
At McHebe’s:
Girl: I revenge-f–ked the s–t out of him!
In the Student Center:
Guy: If I ever married someone who was a vegetarian, I would shove meat down her throat.
Outside Roosevelt Hall:
Guy: I pissed orange today, what have you done?