Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff
In Barnard:
Guy: In Miami when you see this much white stuff it isn’t snow.
In Monroe:
Girl: You know how I love baby Jesus.
In Student Center:
Girl: Can I write ‘what the heck?’ on your account?’
In Constitution:
Girl 1: Want to pee with me?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 3: You never pee with me!
In Student Center:
Girl 1: The Little Drummer Boy is my least favorite Christmas song.
Girl 2: My absolute favorite…wait. Awkward.
In Bits & Bytes:
Guy: We should start counting how many people walk around campus with a milkshake, Red Mango, or an iced coffee.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because it’s 20 f***ing degrees out and they’re the minority!
In Herbert:
Guy: You coming to wing night tonight?
Girl: Are you?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Then probably not.
In Au Bon Pain:
Girl: Can you believe it’s the last day of the semester?
Guy: I can’t even believe I made it to bed last night. Please don’t ask me these questions until I eat my breakfast first.
Outside Vander Poel:
Girl 1: Wait, that was a great story. Can you tell me again?
Girl 2: Okay, so Saturday night…
Girl 1: I was kidding. Shut up.
In Axinn:
Guy: Finals week is probably the worst thing to ever be created…since Spam.
In Café On The Quad:
Girl: Is it bad that I lost count on how many coffees I’ve had today?
In Herbert:
Guy: Why does the elevator have padded walls?
Girl: Maybe it’s a claustrophobic looney bin.
We’re always listening……