Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle Staff
In Student Center:
Girl: Let’s make a pregnancy pact!
In Brower Hall:
Girl 1: Why is he wearing leather gloves?
Girl 2: Well, I think it’s kind of sexy.
In Suffolk:
Guy 1: If I was a Power Ranger, I’d literally be the blue one.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because no one likes the Blue.
In Bill of Rights:
Girl: Her hair is so big. She also wears Jordan’s. Does she think she’s cool?
In Breslin:
Girl 1: She told me to get things out of the safe. Don’t make me get up and grab things for you.
Girl 2: She made you get up and get stuff? What is she the queen?
Girl 1: Yeah, get it yourself!
Outside of Enterprise:
Girl: Honestly, I was looking up Halloween costumes instead of working.
In Bits and Bytes:
Guy: I secretly like to take Buzzfeed quizzes. It really makes me understand myself better.
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