Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff
In Herbert:
Girl 1: I literally feel like we were just in this class.
Girl 2: Yeah, like two days ago.

Outside Enterprise:
Girl 1: It’s cog-nog.
Girl 2: That’s Cognac, honey.

In Student Center:
Girl: I am a police reporter, through and through.

In Student Center:
Girl: There’s a tragedy going on.
Guy: What happened?
Girl: Candy fell on the floor.

In Cafe On The Quad:
Girl: This weather’s so bipolar. First there was a blizzard, and then it was sunny.

In Roosevelt:
Guy: It snowed more today than it did on the day we got a snow day.

In Au Bon Pain:
Girl: Have you ever had a conga bar?
Guy: I’ve done the conga, I’ve never eaten a conga.

In Student Center:
Girl 1: There’s a Modern Family quiz on BuzzFeed. I got Claire!
Girl 2: I got Phil.
Girl 1: Oh my god, we’re married!
Girl 2: Hey, it’s legal in New York.

Outside Breslin:
Guy: It’s so cold, it looks like I’m constantly smoking a cigarette, but I’m really just breathing.

In Colonial Square:
Girl: I’m so glad we live near the gym. I’d hate to get a workout before my workout.

In Au Bon Pain:
Girl: I hooked up with this boy at the bar, but it was only because he was British.

We’re always listening……