Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff
Outside Barnard:
Girl: You guys better go out tonight and you guys better pregame the pregame.

In Adams:
Girl: I hope I run into her when she is with her mom so I can call her out in front of her mom.

In Breslin:
Guy 1: That was probably the best Halloweekend ever.
Guy 2: Are you kidding? Mine was a Halloweek.

Outside Student Center:
Girl: I thought Halloween would be better when you turn 21…but I would have rather gone trick-or-treating.

In Hammer:
Girl: Only six more weeks until the semester’s over.
Guy: Stop looking at it with the glass half full. There’s six more weeks until the semester’s over.

Outside Breslin:
Girl 1: Can you believe a year ago we had no classes?
Girl 2: I almost wish it was Hurricane Sandy again.

In Bits & Bytes:
Guy: I was standing in the shower, thinking of when I had no power last year, and it made me cherish the hot water dripping down my abs.

In Au Bon Pain:
Girl: Am I supposed to be bleeding this long?

In Brower:
Guy 1: Dude, I think I’m in love.
Guy 2: Dude, she was dressed like a dude.

Outside Herbert:
Girl: Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.
Guy: Maybe that’s because you’re a film major.

In Axinn:
Girl: Don’t you miss the days when we were just kids and had no cares in the world?
Guy: Yeah. And I could s*** my pants without anyone judging me.

In Breslin:
Girl: What if we were just part of something bigger? You know, like The Truman Show.

We’re always listening……