Compiled by the Hofstra Chronicle staff
In the Student Center:
Girl 1: We’re taking the portal to my house.
Girl 2: Do you mean shuttle?
Girl 1: We’re taking the portal to my house.
Girl 2: Do you mean shuttle?
In Breslin:
Guy: Can I have a half of a half?
Girl: So you mean a quarter?
In the Student Center:
Guy: Can you go get me a breadstick?
Girl: Just one?
In Bits:
Girl: A good cry is like good sex. Sometimes you just need it.
In Breslin
Guy: I’m prairie dogging right now. It’s like ‘Where’s the toilet? Where’s the toilet?’
In Enterprise:
Girl: I’ve always wanted to hang on the back of a garbage truck. Is that weird?
In Herbert:
Girl: I just wanted to punch my doctor right in between the eyes.
In Student Center:
Girl 1: I never had a dream come true, until the day I found you.
Girl 2: I’m sure your boyfriend would love to hear that.
Girl 1: I was talking to my coffee.
