In the Student Center:Girl: Hofstra’s food makes me s***.
In Bits and Bytes:
Guy 1: Should I get a salad for dinner?
Guy 2: Yeah, if you’re a loser.
In Breslin Hall:
Girl: She woke up in her bed covered in blood.
In the Unispan:
Girl: Eight-year-olds are even wearing a bra.
Outside Cafe on the Quad:
Guy: He has a runners body… thick, but you know.
In the Axinn Library:
Girl: It’s freckles, not leprosy.
In the Hammer Lab:
Girl: I can’t wait for Thanksgiving break so I can just go home and sleep.
In Bill of Rights Hall:
Girl: There needs to be elevator music in here.
In Mason Hall:
Guy: “The Lion King” is like my coming out story.
We’re always listening……
